Don't try to fact check this or Snoops it or whatever. I come to you admitting that multiple doctors have resisted entertaining my concepts here. And yet I bring them to you, as a public service, because I care.
Be careful. With the Senna.
In which case, much to your disbelief I would suspect, you might experience no relief whatsoever ever to the circumstances that compelled you toward your liberal use of the Senna.
And whilst not doing its typical thing the Senna may be stripping your body of all the soft and tender juices that protect your joints from excruciating pain - causing you to wake in the night with not a comfort in site. No pain meds will help, no sleeping position, no walking it off (if you can walk at all!)
This will last for four days after you have sworn off the Senna and hid it in the back of the med closet pretending you were completely responsible with its use. And you will be forced to wait, sleeplessly. In pain. It just needs to work its way out and the tender juices need to build back up again. There is no rushing it. And it is awful.
OR. OK, this is risky, but interesting. OR, as an alternative, IF you are feeling particularly down about life, I recommend you DO THIS. All your other troubles will pale in comparison. And then after the sleepless nights of joint pain, when you are near death with frustration over where this is coming from and how you will make it stop...then the night will come when you get sleep. No joint pain. And you will experience the most JOY you have ever felt. The sun will be brighter, the world will be kinder, You will feel ahhh-mazing.
Please be advised.
Thank you.
Please be advised.
Thank you.
I must say....the BEST part of my day was to share in that joy. Thank you, Siri (how do you spell that) for phoning Jenny Shhhwahnk. :)
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